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Nav Rao's avatar

As a bald man, I must say, that was incredibly wrong of you to try to take Santa's hat. The hat protects us. It keeps us safe. Maybe you didn't deserve your end but to take a balding man's hat, is to invite trouble.

Excellent read, and I look forward to more in the new year.

Ed the Editor's avatar

Haha. I’m starting to bald, my head was cold. He left it behind!

Thanks for reading!

KJ Harlow's avatar

Loving that it's been such a wildly successful year for you and Jan. Perhaps 2026 is the year that you get the MVP of the author-centric Goodreads-killer out into the wild. Like stories, tech does a lot better with a human-centered approach.

Ed the Editor's avatar

Thanks KJ! I would like to spend more time on the app MVP in 2026.

Nav Rao's avatar

We should talk about the app. I've been plugging away at the Substack alternative where our content is our own, and not a product of the American investors.

Ed the Editor's avatar

That’s exactly what I want to make.

Blending the social aspects that are healthy and allow authors to interact with readers. Where it’s easier for readers to find stories and read them. Focusing on fiction. But where the authors own their work and can get better compensated for it.

Substack’s payment model is flawed.

KJ Harlow's avatar

I’ll need to dust off my old UXD boot camp materials from 2019 so I can be of help. All I remember is the double diamond 💎💎😬

Happy Nielsen's avatar

Of course flucking substack didn’t give me a notification! Congrats on such a productive year!! I’m so glad we found each other and so glad you’re easily bullied 😌 can’t wait to see what’s in store for you in 2026!

Ed the Editor's avatar

Why thank y—wait, what? Did I just show weakness? Now it will never stop! 😫

Happy Nielsen's avatar

😌😌😌😌

Hallie Jules's avatar

Chuq and me are thick as thieves! Also, the Flucks is one of my favorite serials. Top notch. And I'm more than happy to have nerdy conversations anytime!! Can't wait to binge-listen to The Spectral Agent soon! It's on my list.

Ed the Editor's avatar

🥹 That means so much. Thanks! I’m excited to see what you think of TSA

Hylia Corvidae's avatar

Time to send Slacy after Santa 🎅

It’s been a wonderful year and you’re definitely part of what made it that way 🥰

Ed the Editor's avatar

Next year’s sequel! 😂 Thank you!

Emily | Hippiness Is's avatar

Sentimental tears AND a few jaw drops??? That's a good frickin short story. (Santa) hats off to you!

Ed the Editor's avatar

Thank you! Going from cozy to horror in a flash 😂

The Circus Dragon's avatar

Omg I'm screaming 🤣🤣 YOU PUNCHED SANTA HAHAHHAHAHA

Deleirideleirideleiri!! He punched Santa 🤣🤣

Deleiri: FAVOURITE YOU PUNCHED SANTA???? HAHAHHAHAHHAHA 😃😃😃

(Thanks for the tag heehee xD I love the Flucks!! I love Slacy and Chuq and your humour and the way your mind works and the stories you spin. 💪🏻💪🏻 Keep posting! Looking forward to more!)

(Also started in the Spectral Agent on Spotify hurhur..)

Ed the Editor's avatar

Haha. It felt goooood!

I’ll keep posting. 😁

Let me know how the Spotify experience is.

The Circus Dragon's avatar

Ohhh yes xD it's nice to have audio so I can listen to it while travelling. It's.. AI voiced was it? I think you mentioned somewhere 🤔 if so, how did you guys get such cool voices? :I

Also I keep forgetting to post comments on the Substack side x_x

Ed the Editor's avatar

I listen to a lot of audiobooks too for travel, local or otherwise.

Yeah, these are AI voices. We need to find a Russian-American to voice it when we’re done 😂.

We’ve got a post “hearing our story changed how we wrote it” or something like that with more detail.

We use ElevenLabs. They’re human sourced AI replicated voices from people all over the world. They get paid when we use their voice.

But we do a lot of post processing to make it sound good.

The Circus Dragon's avatar

🤩🤩

They do sound close to human, just that the rhythm is a bit uncanny in some spots. I thought it was part of the accent at first 🤣🤣 so cool!

I hope you guys manage to find your Russian-American voice :D

Ed the Editor's avatar

Hah. The Viktor voice does some odd pacing sometimes. Each one is different and has their own quirks. So I think the Viktor voice quirks are part of his accent. The other voices are more consistent.

The Circus Dragon's avatar

Ohhh that's interesting 🤔 I'll remember this programme, if I ever need an AI voice xD at least peeps are getting paid for their voices that they’ve allowed to be recorded heheh…

Lightning Strikes Twice's avatar

Gruesome!

Ed the Editor's avatar

Thanks! Not your regular holiday story 😂

Walt Shuler's avatar

Ed, I more than forgive you for the lack of squelch with the anti-coziness that this was. And thanks for the shout-out! Slacy's adventures are a ton of fun. Also, color me intrigued by this talk of the app I'm seeing in the comments. For whatever reason, I think this is the first I've heard of it.

Ed the Editor's avatar

Anti-cozy 😂

I’ve been talking about an app mostly with KJ. I started on a social reading/writing prototype, but haven’t been able to dedicate time to it. I’ll make a more formal announcement if I can put enough time into it to invite people to use it.

Walt Shuler's avatar

What is this "enough time" you speak of? Lol. But for real, sounds like a cool idea.

Ed the Editor's avatar

Yeah… time is the problem. If only I could have gotten my hands on those red mittens!

Walt Shuler's avatar

Oh, man, the alpha and the omega would make short work of any to-do lists!

Anthony Michael Malec's avatar

It was a pleasure, my man. Never thought I’d record myself saying “I punched Santa in the face” but I’m glad it happened.

Ed the Editor's avatar

Glad I could push you into new voice territory 😂

Caroline Osella   (they/them)'s avatar

" I could kill Santa with my bare hands and keep the hat forever, feeding off its power to do good with cozy and cheer". Bloody brilliant story, 👏🏾

Ed the Editor's avatar

Thanks you! I liked the irony in that line 😂

RM Greta's avatar

This was awesome! Flucksed! Lol. The battle with Santa was hilarious. Excellent horror and especially body horror.

Santa's such a bastard for spitting on your dust pile hahah

Excellent writing, as always! I loved seeing both yours and Jan's milestones. Congratulations to both of you for a great year!

2026 will be fantastic!

Ed the Editor's avatar

Yeah, Santa's a dick! lol

This was very dry and cold body horror. No squelches 😔. Probably not going to be confused as anything but horror 😅.

Thank you!

RM Greta's avatar

I don't know! I definitely saw some questionable parts...

I'm back to say that I loved the idea of your sudden cozy possession being due to the magic hat.

Ed the Editor's avatar

Uh oh...

Haha. Like I'm frosty the snow man, just a different hat.

Ed the Editor's avatar

Please point them out 🫣

RM Greta's avatar

Hahah do you want a restack or just a quiet list in the comments? *Cracks knuckles*

Ed the Editor's avatar

I like the idea of someone finding a restack and expecting something completely different 😂